Two nuns were browsing at a 7-11 when they strolled past the beer cooler. One of them turned to the other and said, “Imagine how refreshing a cold beer would be on a hot summer evening.”
The second nun replied, “You’re right, Sister, but I wouldn’t feel right buying beer. It might cause a scene at the checkout.”
“I’ll handle that,” the first nun said with a grin, grabbing a six-pack and marching confidently to the counter.
The cashier was taken aback when the two nuns arrived with the beer. Without missing a beat, one of them said, “We use beer for washing our hair at the convent. We call it ‘Catholic shampoo.'”
The cashier paused, then smiled and reached under the counter, pulling out a pack of pretzel sticks. He placed them in the bag and looked at the nun, saying with a wink, “The curlers are on the house.”
LOL!
A priest and a nun found themselves lost in a blizzard. After wandering for some time, they stumbled upon a tiny cabin. Exhausted, they decided to sleep there for the night. There was a pile of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed.
Being the gentleman that he was, the priest said, “Sister, you take the bed, and I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.” Just as he settled into the bag and was drifting off, the nun called out, “Father, I’m so cold.”
He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, and draped a blanket over her. After he lay back down and began to fall asleep, she again said, “Father, I’m still so cold.”
The priest sighed, got up again, and covered her with another blanket before climbing back into the sleeping bag. But before he could relax, the nun’s voice rang out once more, “Father, I’m freezing.”
At this, the priest stood up, gave her a mischievous wink, and said, “Sister, I have an idea. We’re all alone here in the wilderness. No one will ever know. Let’s pretend we’re married.”
The nun purred, “That sounds fine to me.”
The priest shot up, exasperated, and yelled, “Alright, get up and get your own damn blanket!”
Ah, the joys of marriage!
Hope this made you chuckle! Have a wonderful day!
