A couple celebrated 25 years of marriage without a single fight.
Curious, a friend asked, “Seriously? Not one argument in all those years?”
The husband smiled and said, “Well, it all started during our honeymoon at a ranch.
We went horseback riding, and my wife’s horse suddenly bucked, throwing her off. She calmly got up, dusted herself off, patted the horse, and said, ‘That’s once.’
A little later, the horse did it again. She stood up, looked it in the eye, and said, ‘That’s twice.’
The third time it happened, she didn’t say a word. She pulled out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was shocked and yelled, ‘What is wrong with you?! That was insane!’
She turned to me, stared coldly, and said, ‘That’s once.’
And that, my friend, is how we’ve kept the peace for 25 years.”
